Planning takes time. Take a wedding, for example (a Royal one, if you must). Months upon months of die-hard preparation, 007 strategies deployed to ensure Uncle Tim and Aunty Sarah are seated tables apart, and a late realisation that most people you’ve invited have RSVP’d simply for the free booze.
‘This is obviously a terrible idea. Real doctors don’t quit their jobs to build an app!’ said an unnamed professor. ‘If that’s your decision, I strongly advise that you NOT apply for such a prestigious post again.’